The Woolamaloo Gazette is a satirical newspaper I first started on email way back in 1992. It allows me to vent steam on stories which are bugging me or amusing me and hopefully make people think at the same time. Satire is the best defence in any democracy. The rest is just my ramblings, mumblings or rants. You can contact me via "laughing penguin (at) woolamaloo (dot) org (dot) uk" (remembering to swap at for @ and mind the gaps)
Saturday, February 09, 2008
New moon
Just after sunset a pale new moon hangs in the sky over the Victorian tenements of Edinburgh
The same section of canal as the earlier canoe photos, only a couple of hours later on (click for the bigger versions on Flickr)
The view from the top of Arthur's Seat last night as the sun set across the city, dipping down over the Forth towards the hills of Fife. My friend Gordon decided on a whim to take Bruce the dog for a walk since it was such a fine evening and I went along - and this was the view we found as Bruce ran around looking for rabbits. I'm surprised this came out - no tripod, handheld and looking right towards the setting sun, I thought it would come out blurred and glared out. At the very top were tourists as well as locals enjoying this sight, as the world turned copper in that magical transition zone between the light of day and the dark of night, that magical realm of twilight when the Fair Folks were believed to come out to play in our world. I wonder, did our distant ancestors stand on this spot after the retreat of the great glaciers had sculpted the land, looking out at this view, praying for the sun to return.
I shot this brief video from the summit to give a 360 panoramic view; just think, this is a view millions of years in the making. Continents moving, crashing into one another to raise the mountains that shape Scotland, volcanoes born and then dying, glaciers passing, carving the world, people arriving, building, changing. I love that we have an extinct volcano right here, in the middle of a Royal Park in the heart of the city (I don't love how I huff and puff going up it these days - in my 20s I cycled up and down this all the time easily). And Arthur's Seat itself is part of our history - from the mysterious small coffins found here with little, rudely carved dolls in them (some think they were left as memorials to to Hutton, standing there pondering the mystery of the rocks themselves and forming ideas that would give birth to the science of geology and our modern understanding of how our magnificent world formed.
After spending a very pleasant day with my mum and dad going round Edinburgh, enjoying food and drink and generally having a very nice time we were descending the Mound, came round the corner at the top, next to the Bank of Scotland headquarters and walked right into this glorious sunset.
Night Sessions, Ken MacLeod Steel Remains, Richard Morgan The Tale of One Bad Rat (hardback ed.), Bryant Talbot Swallow me Whole, Nate Powell Digital Plague, Jeff Somers Bloodheir, Brian Ruckley Un Peau Avant le Fortune, Dupuy et Berberian The Yiddish Policeman's Union, Michael Chabon The Lost Child, Keith Donohue Britten & Brulightly, Hannah Berry That Salty Air, Tim Sievert Tonoharu, Lars Martinson Mobius Dick, Andrew Crumey Lives of the Monster Dogs, Kirsten Bakis The Devil's Right Hand, Lilith Saintcrow All the Blood in Brooklyn, Charlie Huston Death by Chocolate, David Yurkovich White Night, Jim Butcher Shooting War, Anthony Lappe and Dan Goldman Absolute Sandman Volume 2, Neil Gaiman et al Halting State, Charles Stross Matter, Iain M Banks The Poor Bastard, Joe Matt Tamara Drew, Posy Simmonds With the Light, Keiko Tobe Hard-Boiled Wonderland at the End of the World, Haruki Murakami The Last Samurai: The Life and Battles of Saigo Takamori, Mark Ravina Judge Dredd: the Carlos Ezquerra Collection, Wagner, Grant, Ezquerra et al Hellboy: the Troll Witch and Other Stories, Mike Mignola et al Cat's Cradle, Kurt Vonnegut Fox Bunny Funny, Andy Hartzell Neverwhere, Neil Gaiman Dead Men's Boots, Mike Carey Strontium Dog: the Search/Destroy Agency Files 02, Alan Grant, John Wagner, Carlos Ezquerra et al Riddley Walker, Russell Hoban Thrill Power Overload, Dave Bishop The Dreaming Void, Peter F Hamilton No Dominion, Charlie Huston Judge Dredd the Complete Case Files Volume 7, Wagner, Grant et al Alice in Sunderland , Bryan Talbot Dark Space, Marianne de Pierres The Steep Approach to Garbadale, Ian Banks Glasshouse, Charles Stross Black Hole, Charles Burns The Execution Channel, Ken MacLeod Dead Man Rising, Lilith Saintcrow Black Man, Richard Morgan Strontium Dog: the Search/Destroy Agency Files 01, Alan Grant, John Wagner, Carlos Ezquerra et al The Complete Nemesis the Warlock Vol 1, Pat Mills, Kevin O'Neill and Bryan Talbot Judge Dredd: the Complete Case Files Volume 6, Wagner, Grant, Smith, Ezquerra et al Ink: the Book of All Hours 2, Hal Duncan Wicked West II: Abomination & Other Tales, Livingston, Tinnell, Vokes et al Strange Girl 2: Heaven Knows I'm Miserable Now, Remender, Nguyen et al Heart Shaped Box, Joe Hill Leviathan, Ian Edgington and D'Israeli Pride of Baghdad, Brian K Vaughan and Niko Henrichon Judge Dredd: the Complete Case Files Volume 5, Wagner, Ezquerra, Bolland et al The Sonambulist, Jonathan Barnes Already Dead, Charlie Huston Nova Swing, M John Harrison Rogue Trooper: RealpolitikVarious Kickback, David Lloyd Captain Alatriste: the Purity of the Blood , Arturo Perez-Reverte The Adventures of Captain Alatriste , Arturo Perez-Reverte Alan Quatermain, H Rider Haggard New Arabian Nights, Robert Louis Stevenson The Lathe of Heaven, Ursula Le Guin Judge Dredd: the Complete Case Files Volume 4, Wagner et al Anubis Gates, Tim Powers Scar Night, Alan Campbell Vicious Circle, Mike Carey Fiends of the Eastern Front, Finley-Day & Ezquerra Working For the Devil, Lilith Saintcrow Dead Beat, Jim Butcher Winterbirth, Brian Ruckley Polystom, Adam Roberts Judge Dredd: the Art of Kenny Who?, Wagner, Grant, Kennedy Grendel, John Gardner Hellboy: Strange Places, Mike Mignola Judge Dredd: the Complete Casefiles Volume 3, Wagner, Smith et al Concrete 4: Killer Smile, Paul Chadwick GradisilAdam Roberts Never Let Me GoKazuo Ishiguro Judge Dredd: the Complete Casefiles Volume 2, Mills, Wagner, Ezquerra et al The Lies of Locke Lamora, Scott Lynch Concrete 3: Fragile Creature, Paul Chadwick The Voyage of the Sable Keach, Neal Asher Babel-17, Samuel R Delany Judge Dredd: the Complete Casefiles Volume 1, Mills, Wagner, Ezquerra et al The Devil You Know, Mike Carey Shriek: an Afterword, Jeff Vandermeer Black Juice, Margo Lanagan Seven Soldiers of Victory Volume 1, Grant Morrison et al Dusk, Tim Lebbon 9Tail Fox, Jon Courtney Grimwood Classic Dan Dare: Prisoner of Saturn 2, Frank Hampton Damn Nation, Andrew Cosby and J Alexander Accelerando, Charles Stross The Demolished Man, Alfred Bester Judas Unchained, Peter F Hamilton Concrete Volume 1: Depths, Paul Chadwick Dusk, Tim Lebbon Storm Front, Jim Butcher The Incredible Adam Spark, Alan Bissett The Literary Traveller in Edinburgh, Alan Foster Anansi Boys, Neil Gaiman Vellum: the Book of All Hours, Hal Duncan Provender Gleed by James Lovegrove Nova Scotia, Edited by Andrew J Wilson and Neil Williamson
Recent pastimes:
Dancing to the Music of Time
Re-creating scenes from the Battle of Ticonderoga using only toy penguins
Creating new life from assorted body parts, Lego and glittersticks
Trying to see if cream cakes improve health
Thinking on ironic and painful punishments for Tony Blair and George Bush to endure
Teaching penguins to sing choral harmonies
Training my cats in anti-terrorism techniques
Making human-shaped figures out of raspberry jelly then trying to animate them by magic to do my bidding
Supporting my local brewery
Aiding the KLF (Kangaroo Liberation Front)
Some recent cinema outings:
Star Wars: Clones Wars
Man on Wire
The Dark Knight
Hellboy II: the Golden Army
The Incredible Hulk
Edge of Love
The Wackness
Elegy
Jules et Jim
Fear(s) of the Night/Peur(s) du Noir
Idiots and Angels
Jason and the Argonauts
Miss Pettigrew Lives for a Day
Paris
Le Voyage de Ballon Rouge
The Orphanage
Diary of the Dead
The Other Boleyn Girl
Celebrity
Juno
Cloverfield
Alien Vs Predator: Requiem
Lust: Caution
Sweeney Todd
Charley Wilson's War
I am Legend
The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford
Beouwulf 3D
Ratatouille
30 Days of Night
Seachd: the Inaccessible Pinnacle
Michael Clayton
The Brave One
Resident Evil: Extinction
3:10 to Yuma
Atonement
Run, Fat Boy, Run
Bourne Ultimatum
Day Watch
Manufacturing Dissent: Uncovering Michael Moore
In the Shadow of the Moon
Tekkonkinkreet
The Hottest State
Stardust
Hallam Foe
The Simpsons Movie
Casablanca
La Vie en Rose
Die Hard 4.0
Shrek the Third
Ocean's Thirteen
Pirates of the Caribbean: at World's End
Jan Svankmajer animated shorts
28 Weeks Later
Spider-Man 3
The Painted Veil
Factory Girl
300
Becoming Jane
The Illusionist
Ghost Rider
Last King of Scotland
The Science of Sleep
Hot Fuzz
The Fountain
Night at the Museum
Perfume: the Story of a Murder
The Wizard of Oz
Manhattan
Pan's Labyrinth
Casino Royale
The Prestige
The Devil Wears Prada
The Departed
Clerks 2
Cars
Hoodwinked
The Black Dahlia
An Inconvenient Truth
Severance
Al Franken: God Spoke
Art School Confidential
Clerks II
My Country, My Country
The Host
Busting
Lady in the Water
Wristcutters: a Love Story
Cars
Driving Lesson
Friends With Money
Miami Vice
The Break-Up
Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest
Superman Returns
Mildred Pierce
X-Men 3: the Last Stand
Mission Impossible III
Silent Hill
Slither
Junebug
The Proposition
Inside Man
V For Vendetta
Syriana
Walk the Line
Good Night and Good Luck
Cache (Hidden)
Underworld: Evolution
Brokeback Mountain
Memoirs of a Geisha
Hidden Blade
The Producers
I'm a 30-something blogger in Edinburgh, once sacked by my former employer for comments on the blog. I'm a bookseller and a serious book and movie fan, also posting reviews on books, graphic novels and movies regularly. The rest of my time is spent in thinking up smartarse comments, tickling my cats and supporting my local brewery.