The Woolamaloo Gazette is a satirical newspaper I first started on email way back in 1992. It allows me to vent steam on stories which are bugging me or amusing me and hopefully make people think at the same time. Satire is the best defence in any democracy. The rest is just my ramblings, mumblings or rants. You can contact me via "laughing penguin (at) woolamaloo (dot) org (dot) uk" (remembering to swap at for @ and mind the gaps)
Wednesday, June 10, 2009
Riding on the beach
I'm usually more inclined to motorbikes than horses as a mode of transport (I think horses are beautiful creatures, but I prefer a mode of transport without a mind of its own), but riding along on the surfline on a sunny beach does look wonderful.
Burned off a little of the constant over-feeding from the Festive period by going for a good two-hour walk on the beach with my mate Gordon when he took his dog for a decent run (Bruce does enjoy a good run on the beach although I think he enjoys all the other dogs he meets more, all those bums to sniff). On the way back the daylight was fading rapidly and the Forth was full of the noise of the many birds making last forays into the wet sand for food or flocking through the air while the lamp came on in the Fidra lighthouse.
Down on the beach next to Yellowcraig by the Fidra Lighthouse, a couple of miles up the coast from North Berwick this afternoon. We lucked out in that the gray clouds parted to give us some sunshine, but the chill wind coming in right from the North Sea was bitterly cold and it drove the waves into the rocky shore so energetically we had to cut short our walk because sometimes the waves would literally come right up the entire beach to the dunes, so if you didn't want to do some November paddling (and this water is bloody cold in August!) then it was best to just head off elsewhere.
(seabirds skim the crashing waves at North Berwick)
(with the changing of the tides the seabirds were out in force but every time they landed to check the wet sand for tasty morsels the violent waves would come crashing in once more and into the air they'd leap)
The Sad Tale of the Brothers Grossbart, Jesse Bullington Footnotes in Gaza, Joe Sacco My Dead Body, Charlie Huston Hobgoblin Wars, Leo Baxendale Orbus, Neal Asher Cash: I See a Darkness, Reinhard Kleist Naming of the Beasts, Mike Carey Bar None, Tim Lebbon God of Clocks, Alan Campbell The Best of Michael Moorcock, Michael Moorcock Burma Chronicles, Guy Delisle We Never Talk About My Brother, Peter S Beagle The King's Gold, Arturo Pereze Reverte Galapagos, Kurt Vonnegut Turn Coat, Jim Butcher Dr Jekyll & Mr Hyde (graphic novel adaptation), Klimowski & Schejbel Thicker Than Water, Mike Carey The Fencing Master, Arturo Perez Reverte Every Last Drop, Charlie Huston Seeds of the Earth, Mike Cobley The Plague, Albert Camus Harm, Brian Aldiss Essential Dykes to Watch Out For, Alison Bechdel Elmer part 4, Gerry Alanguilan Absolute Sandman Volume 4, Neil Gaiman et al Complete Ro-Busters, Pat Mills et al Sands of Sarasvasti, Risto Isomaki, Petri Tolppanen & Jussi Kaakinen Stickelback: England's Dreaming, Ian Edgington & D'Israeli The Essential Dykes to Watch Out for, Alison Bechdel The Wall of America, Thomas Disch Absolute Sandman Volume 3, Neil Gaiman et al In the Shadow of the Northern Lights: Swedish Underground Comics, Galago Vertigo Encyclopedia, Alex Irvine Swallow Me Whole, Nate Powell Too Cool to be Forgotten>/i>, Alex Robinson The Sun Over Breda, Arturo Perez Reverte Night Sessions, Ken MacLeod Steel Remains, Richard Morgan The Tale of One Bad Rat (hardback ed.), Bryant Talbot Digital Plague, Jeff Somers Bloodheir, Brian Ruckley Un Peau Avant le Fortune, Dupuy et Berberian The Yiddish Policeman's Union, Michael Chabon The Lost Child, Keith Donohue Britten & Brulightly, Hannah Berry That Salty Air, Tim Sievert Tonoharu, Lars Martinson Mobius Dick, Andrew Crumey Lives of the Monster Dogs, Kirsten Bakis The Devil's Right Hand, Lilith Saintcrow All the Blood in Brooklyn, Charlie Huston Death by Chocolate, David Yurkovich White Night, Jim Butcher Shooting War, Anthony 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Recent pastimes:
Dancing to the Music of Time
Re-creating scenes from the Battle of Ticonderoga using only toy penguins
Creating new life from assorted body parts, Lego and glittersticks
Trying to see if cream cakes improve health
Thinking on ironic and painful punishments for Tony Blair and George Bush to endure
Teaching penguins to sing choral harmonies
Training my cats in anti-terrorism techniques
Making human-shaped figures out of raspberry jelly then trying to animate them by magic to do my bidding
Supporting my local brewery
Aiding the KLF (Kangaroo Liberation Front)
Some recent cinema outings:
The Girl With a Dragon Tattoo
The Crazies
Alice in Wonderland
Gentlemen Prefer Blondes
Micmacs
Solomon Kane
From Paris With Love
Breakfast at Tiffany's
Ponyo
Toy Story 2 3D
Singing in the Rain
Daybreakers
Sherlock Holmes
Avatar
Where the Wild Things Are
The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus
National Lampoon's Animal House
Men Who Stare at Goats
Zombieland
Toy Story 3D
Surrogates
Creation
Mesrine: Killer Instinct
District 9
The Thing
Dorian Gray
Inglorious Basterds
Public Enemies
Coco Before Chanel
Dr No
Martyrs
Terminator Salvation
Spartacus
Star Trek
Tintin in Tibet
From Russia With Love
In the Loop
Let the Right One In
Monsters Versus Aliens
Religulous
Boat That Rocked
The Good, the Bad and the Ugly
Two Lovers
Milk
Valkrie
All About Eve
Waltz With Bashir
The 39 Steps
Quantum of Solace
Day the Earth Stood Still
Mirrors
Wall-E
Star Wars: Clones Wars
Man on Wire
The Dark Knight
Hellboy II: the Golden Army
The Incredible Hulk
Edge of Love
The Wackness
Elegy
Jules et Jim
Fear(s) of the Night/Peur(s) du Noir
Idiots and Angels
Jason and the Argonauts
Miss Pettigrew Lives for a Day
Paris
Le Voyage de Ballon Rouge
The Orphanage
Diary of the Dead
The Other Boleyn Girl
Celebrity
Juno
Cloverfield
Alien Vs Predator: Requiem
Lust: Caution
Sweeney Todd
Charley Wilson's War
I am Legend
The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford
Beouwulf 3D
Ratatouille
30 Days of Night
Seachd: the Inaccessible Pinnacle
Michael Clayton
The Brave One
Resident Evil: Extinction
3:10 to Yuma
Atonement
Run, Fat Boy, Run
Bourne Ultimatum
Day Watch
Manufacturing Dissent: Uncovering Michael Moore
In the Shadow of the Moon
Tekkonkinkreet
The Hottest State
Stardust
Hallam Foe
The Simpsons Movie
Casablanca
La Vie en Rose
Die Hard 4.0
Shrek the Third
Ocean's Thirteen
Pirates of the Caribbean: at World's End
Jan Svankmajer animated shorts
28 Weeks Later
Spider-Man 3
The Painted Veil
Factory Girl
300
Becoming Jane
The Illusionist
Ghost Rider
Last King of Scotland
The Science of Sleep
Hot Fuzz
The Fountain
Night at the Museum
Perfume: the Story of a Murder
The Wizard of Oz
Manhattan
Pan's Labyrinth
Casino Royale
The Prestige
The Devil Wears Prada
The Departed
Clerks 2
Cars
Hoodwinked
The Black Dahlia
An Inconvenient Truth
Severance
Al Franken: God Spoke
Art School Confidential
Clerks II
My Country, My Country
The Host
Busting
Lady in the Water
Wristcutters: a Love Story
Cars
Driving Lesson
Friends With Money
Miami Vice
The Break-Up
Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest
Superman Returns
Mildred Pierce
X-Men 3: the Last Stand
Mission Impossible III
Silent Hill
Slither
Junebug
The Proposition
Inside Man
V For Vendetta
Syriana
Walk the Line
Good Night and Good Luck
Cache (Hidden)
Underworld: Evolution
Brokeback Mountain
Memoirs of a Geisha
Hidden Blade
The Producers
I'm a 30-something blogger in Edinburgh, once sacked by my former employer for comments on the blog. I'm a bookseller and a serious book and movie fan, also posting reviews on books, graphic novels and movies regularly. The rest of my time is spent in thinking up smartarse comments, tickling my cats and supporting my local brewery.