Healthier religion

To comply with new government health guidelines on healthier, more informed eating, Communion Wafers will now adhere to the ‘traffic light’ system to alert consumers to salt and fat content. Communion wine will now come with the units of alcohol contained in it clearly marked. Churches will be encouraged to replace normal wafers with wholegrain versions to help fight heart disease. The practise imported from Mexico of offering a range of salsa and gaucamole dips for your Communion Wafers will be discouraged.