A more palatable approach to the credit crunch by Equi’s, the finest ice cream parlour in Scotland.
I believe I have the solution to bailing out the greedy banks who are now begging for billions of taxpayer’s cash around the world after getting themselves and their multi-billion pound industry into a mess through poor regulations and sheer greed and stupidity. This weekend there is a massive rollover jackpot in the Euro lottery. Why don’t we all just club together, buy the various banks a hundred lottery tickets, hand them to them instead of several billion pounds and say there you, good luck, now fuck off and stop ruining people’s businesses, homes and lives you parasites, if we see you back round here again we’ll be re-enacting scenes from 1929 with bankers flying out of tower block windows. Even if we have to push.
Watching Channel 4 News this evening and their financial reporter in the States talking to an expert about how the greedy bastards in trading and banking got themselves into a mess which tax payers are expected to bail them out from (while the directors of said banks walk off with huge bonuses). The expert they are talking to had the glorious name of Art Cashin. I kid yet not.