Reviews: The Red Sacrament

The Red Sacrament,
Sara Hinkley,
Titan Books,
Paperback,
ISBN: 9781835410820

It’s Paris, 1869, an era when this most famous of cities is claiming its title as “the city of light”; the new Haussmann boulevards, enormous department stores like the famous Au Printemps dazzle with size, light and sheer range of goods, the pavement cafes bustle, the opera and theatres are busy, the many new squares and garden spaces are lined with flaneurs, and the new gas lighting illuminates everything.

This is not entirely to the taste of our main protagonist, Arnault, who runs the small Théâtre Saint-Siméon , tucked away from these elegant, wide, new streets. It is an unusual venue, where one cannot purchase a ticket – instead black tickets are distributed out among certain sections of society, free of charge, and many are keen to obtain one. How does the theatre sustains itself with no box office, you may ask? It transpires the cast has, shall we say, other methods of obtaining an income, and that income is only secondary to something else they require more urgently: blood.

Yes, this is a theatre of vampiric actors and singers and jugglers; some have only been undead a few years, others performed their stage trade at the open-air fairs of the old Paris, centuries before. Arnault himself is the oldest; a monk and scribe once upon a time, chosen by a pale nobleman to become his painter apprentice. Despite his centuries of existence, he maintains the low, careful profile for himself and his troupe, and truth be told, he takes little interest in the events of the outside world, which tend to surprise him when he notices, giving him a slightly grumpy old man aura, despite his youthful appearance, as he mutters about everything changing around him, as the Modern Era really starts to show.

(Portrait of Clémentine, Mrs Alphones, by Henri Lehmann, in the collection of the Minneapolis Institute of Art, the original artwork the book cover design is based on)

Into this fairly static existence – select pieces to perform, rehearse, put on a season on the stage, arrange the usual bribes and covering charges, putting aside takings from their victims into a pool that accrues interest for these immortals over the years – disruption is about to arrive, partly in the form of something unusual. Not just two new vampires from another country (from the New World, the islands of the Caribbean!), but a brother and sister, both vampires, both beautiful, elegant, happy in this new world of artificial lights, masked balls, operas and department stores where they can buy whatever they desire.

The other disruption bearing down on them, almost unnoticed at first – such is Arnault’s disinterest in the wider world – is history itself. As anyone familiar with European history will be aware, this is the era of the Franco-Prussian War, which the French assumed they would win easily, but in fact lead to a humiliating defeat, a long siege of Paris itself (the infamous one where the restaurants butchered the zoo animals and served them in fine sauces as food became scarcer), the surrender of territory and the establishment of what would become a united Germany (laying the groundwork for all the alliances and grievances which would lead to disaster in 1914). How do the citizens deal with the cold and hunger or a months-long siege? And how do vampires sustain themselves when their prey is harder to find at night, and what they find is mostly weak and starving?

(The Siege of Paris, 1870, by Jean-Louis Ernest Meissonier)

There are obvious nods to the queen of vampire fiction, Anne Rice – her sequel to the now iconic Interview With the Vampire, The Vampire Lestat, also boasted an exclusive theatre in Paris run by vampires, and both are clearly paying homage to the famous, or infamous, real Théâtre de Grand Guignol, which was a fixture in the city’s demi-monde for many decades. And while Rice fans (myself included) will find some familiar material here, this is, I am happy to report, its own beast, albeit one Rice fans will enjoy, I think. Sumptuous descriptions of the new, improved Paris, and especially of the styles of the period (Hinkley herself is a costume designer for film and stage) are rich, and it all comes with a nice sense of the Gothic.

Add in a witch from a backward, rural part of France (not even touched by “the iron rail”, as Arnault refers to the trains), this young, new vampire brother and sister who they know next to nothing about (exciting new friends? It has been decades since they last saw a new vampire visit the city. Or are they a threat to their comfortably carved out existence?), a potential queer romance as Arnault finds himself, despite his normal reticence to anything new, towards Victor, the visiting male vampire, who in turns seems quite taken with Arnault (unlike his sister who seems to disdain the entire group), and then the historical siege, and you have a rich, Gothic, romantic, bloody stew to enjoy, which also makes gentle commentaries on ageing, on the nature of change and moving on.

The Red Sacrament was published by Titan in July; this review was originally penned for The Shoreline of Infinity

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Jazz Under the Bridge

Walking with a friend a few days ago, we passed down King’s Stables Road, which runs around the west of Castle Rock, then passes under the King’s Bridge, right below the Castle. The bridge is an old, stone structure, with a long, tunnel-like arch, and this saxophonist was playing some cool jazz under it.

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I’ve seen some musicians play here before, including another jazz player (possibly the same chap) – it isn’t the best for busking in terms of footfall, compared to nearby streets, but the acoustics of that long, stone arch are incredible, especially to an instrument like a sax. And it makes for a cool pic…

Reviews: the Mortuary Assistant

The Mortuary Assistant,
Directed by Jeremiah Kipp,
Starring Willa Holland, Paul Sparks

Jeremiah Kipp (Slapface), returns with a delightfully creepy and atmospheric horror in The Mortuary Assistant, co-written by Brian Clarke, who created the original video game which inspired the film, and Tracee Beebe). Yes, this is that unusual beast, a fascinating flick born from a video game, brought to us via Shudder. We meet Rebecca (Willa Holland), undertaking her final practical examination in mortuary science – she performs an embalming procedure on a corpse by herself, but supervised by Raymond (Paul Sparks), which adds a touch of nervousness to the already somewhat macabre work; not only do we watch all the tools of the mortician’s trade being used, we also have Rebecca having to look up to her supervisor frequently, wondering if she is performing correctly, the sort of thing that would make most of us nervous, no matter how much we have practised an learned.

At first it is hard to tell how he is rating her – Raymond seems very quiet, very unemotional and hard to read, but when she pauses once or twice and asks if she was doing something wrong, he quietly reassures her she is doing fine. She is now qualified to work for him, to her relief. We start to learn that Rebecca is in recovery, in a sponsored programme for addiction recovery, and this is her one year anniversary of being clean, so passing her exams, getting her new job secured and being free of her addiction all coincide.

However, all of this also makes her a target for what will follow. After initially telling her she didn’t need to volunteer for the “graveyard shift” (sorry, bad pun for a mortuary based film, I know), he later calls her to say something has come up and can she go in to take care of some work overnight, which she is happy to do. As you can imagine, a funeral home at night, with just bodies in storage and a single, solitary live person is a fairly creepy setting to begin with, and Kipp takes this and uses it to slowly build atmosphere. We already saw Raymond gently remonstrate with Rebecca for going to a basement storage space for more supplies, saying she doesn’t need to go down there, which right away signals that there is something here she is not meant to know… And of course there is.

Kipp starts it quietly and slowly – tiny little things, like reading a list of preparations for a body which is then to be simply cremated – why carry out all this work if the body is just going to be burnt to ashes?? Still, these are the instructions, and Rebecca dutifully follows them. And that’s when we start to notice little things, like the way an eye suddenly blinks or the head tilts on a corpse on the preparation table when she isn’t looking. Just little movements, no big jump scare, and it is far more effective this way.

Noises and strange visions soon start to come to Rebecca, and some seem to tie back to events in her past, involving running away while on substance abuse, her father desperately trying to find her, but something happens to him, for which she blames herself. At one point she becomes even more freaked out when she finds herself back in her own apartment, with no memory of leaving the funeral home, then a banging on the door – her sponsor from the addiction programme, who she called (but again has no memory of doing so). Obviously her sponsor takes this as a sign that she has relapsed, despite Rebecca’s protests, but then things just get stranger. And then Raymond calls for her and tells her urgently that she has to go back. She says no, she is scared to go back after the weird experiences there, but he insists she must, and that, for reasons he won’t elaborate on, she will be safer there than at home.

Now we become even more suspicious of Raymond – he clearly knew something was likely to happen, has been waiting and watching for it to unfold, but what is it and why? What is his role, is he helping her or using her? It becomes harder to tell even after he explains some of it – demonic beings trying to take control of recently deceased bodies, but they use links to certain people, people with troubled pasts that the demon knows all about and exactly how to exploit, people like recovering addicts like Rebecca…

I don’t want to ruin too much of this by explaining too much more. Suffice to say Kipp ratchets things slowly, and puts us alongside Rebecca in not knowing exactly what is going on or what to do – should she trust Raymond? He hasn’t told her everything, this is clear, but why? And then there are moments when he does seem to explain something to her on the phone, but gives her very odd, harmful instructions, only for the phone to ring again moments later and it is Raymond saying he didn’t just speak to her, he has in fact been trying to call her for some time. Was he lying? Was it the demon impersonating him, trying to trick her to its bidding? Both? The levels of creepiness and the inability to tell who to trust, or if she can even trust her own senses, builds continually, and we feel ourselves being drawn into this nightmare with Rebecca,

The film evoked memories of the excellent Brian Cox-starring The Autopsy of Jane Doe, partly because of the funeral home setting, but also because both chose the slow, something isn’t quite right approach that gradually unfolds from there’s something wrong here to what was that, to oh my god, and that just works so well, loading the atmosphere and tension. It doesn’t hurt that when we get glimpses of the demon, in its own form, outside of any cadaver it is trying to control, it is a simple but very creepy looking critter. This is one to watch late night, with the lights down.

The Mortuary Assistant is available on demand, DVD and Blu-Ray from Acorn Media Entertainment from the 20th of July

This review was originally penned for Live For Films

Flower Power

This week I knew I had my (hopefully) final chemotherapy session (although I still have weeks on the horrible, toxic pills). On Monday the weather was gorgeous, so after going for the blood tests I have to do two days befor each chemo poison torture session, I went for a walk, got lunch, then walked more, and then more. All the way from Gorgie to Haymarket, to the West End of the New Town, then Saint Cuthbert’s and Princes Street Gardens (where I found to my delight the Nepali Scottish Mela was taking place), then round King’s Stables Road to the Grassmarket, West Port, then the Meadows and finally a well-earned seat in Cloisters for a rest, drink and read my book.

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(Above: I was really pleaased with the way the focus turned out on this shot, the foreground sharp, the background in soft focus – this effect is called ‘bokeh’ – and the contrasting colours. There’s even a wee bee on a flower in the foreground. Below: another bokeh shot, the sharp flower in the foreground, the rearwards one in soft, blurred focus giving depth to the shot)

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Of course the camera was also out for its stroll, and the light was so good (half the work done for taking a good pic is having the right light), and I took dozens of photos of everything, from street photography of people to architecture to flowers. Lots and lots of flowers, as it turned out.

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(wee bee nestling inside a flower on the lower right)

I make no apology, the light made the colurs so vibrant, I kept taking more photos, stopping frequently when I saw more. In among this long, waking nightmare of my cancer year, the beautiful light and the colours of the flowers and the buzzing of bees landing on them (you can see some wee busy bees in several pics), all combined to make me feel alive and make me smile and just drink it in (and, me being me, to capture that light and colour in a photograph and share it).

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(For the obvious reasons, I normally shoot in colour for flower pics, but some simply work better in monochrome, especially when they have that strong contrast being partly in the sunlight, partly in shadows. I don’t grayscale in Photoshop, if you see my pic in B&W it means I choose to shoot in B&W, I think the effect works better; also I don’t like monkeying with my photos in Photoshop like a lot of people do these days, I am old-fashioned, I think a photographer should do most of their work through the lens, picking mode, angle, composition as they shoot. That’s what photography is about, capturing what you see, not altering it all afterwards)

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I absolutely tired myself out – my battery charge is very limited as the chemo screws your basic biochemstistry, the thing your body relies on, but it was worth it for a good day when I got to smile, to marvel at the beauty of the world and not think about bloody cancer for a few hours.

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I’m not going to post all of them here – you can, as ever, check them all out on the Woolamaloo Fickr stream (now well north of 30, 000 pictures uploaded!), where you can also view the much larger versions, as well as my many other photos. Hope the flower images brightened up your day a little.

Pale Reflection

Resting after a long walk today, sitting in Cloisters (a favourite pub in an old Parsonage, which opened when I lived in a student flat round the corner, back in the day – our kitty used to follow us to the pub!). I noticed my reflection in this old mirror on the opposite wall of the pub, so naturally I took a snap. An unusual selfie! Pale Ale, pale male…

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The Light At The End Of The Tunnel

No, not a metaphor for my ongoing cancer treatment! Walking under the King’s Bridge this afternoom, brilliantly sunny day, the shadows of the old, arched bridge contrasting with the brightly lit buildings visible beyond the arch. It was begging for a monochrome shot.

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Emotional rollercoaster (aka Fuck Cancer)

So, the horrible cancer treatment is ongoing, and ye gods, it is bloody wearing me down; relentless, like waves pounding on the rocky shore. It’s bitterly ironic that as I approach what I hope to god is the final stages of this nightmare treatment, I have struggled more and more to try to be positive than I have since the bloody start of this horrendous fucking year. I have, hopefully, one more of the god-awful, medieval poison torture sessions they call chemotherapy to go. Part of me thinks, thank smeg, only one more, the other part is just recoiling because each session has left me feeling worse than the last and thinking of god, they are going to make me go through this horrific experience again, aren’t they?

And I know it will make me feel sick and awful and wiped out and depressed and miserable. And I know I have to fucking well do it anyway, because life is that bloody cruel and doesn’t care. Since the most recent chemo poisoning, I have felt awful – previously I would start to slowly get better a few days after. This time, more than a week on from the fucking torture (am I using the word “fucking” too much? I don’t care. I have fucking cancer and I feel awful, so fuck you if me swearing upsets you, because there are worse things to be angry about), I still felt awful.

I had no energy, it wasn’t bouncing back, the side effects lingered longer and nastier than before, and between the horrible fatigue and the feeling of not getting anywhere it destroyed my morale and left me miserably depressed, isolated, disconnected from the world. You are in a weird limbo – you’re not dead but you’re not living your life, and the things that give your normal life structure are all undone while you deal with the betrayal of the very cells of your own body.

Today was the first time in ten days that I didn’t feel exhausted since the most recent chemo torture. I went for a walk with a friend, not too far in case the fatigue manifested itself again, then we stopped to do that most ordinary of things, friends going for a drink and a natter. And another drink and more chat. It felt good to do something so normal again. But then on the walk home my emotions went all over the place,

It had started raining, but I didn’t mind – even the rain felt good on my face, like I could feel the breeze, the droplets, I felt alive, for want of a better description, even pausing to take a couple of photographs in the rain, just because I could. And then my emotional dial started tilting all over the bloody place. I went from almost wanting to laugh and scream at the world “I AM ALIVE!!!!”, then suddenly veering towards not being able to stop myself crying buckets. I barely got myself home and the emotional rollecoaster went on, up and down and sideways and every which goddamned way. Laughing, crying, laughing again, crying, then wanting to scream with rage at the entire fucking world for doing this to me.

(rare selfie – I don’t like selfies, franky, but for some reason have taken more during recovery from surgery and chemo than I have in the last ten year – taken during a recuperation walk)

It’s not helped by the fact that this bastard cancer year has swallowed most of the actual year already. I knew there was something wrong with me by the start of the year, the doctor was investigating why my my blood work was so off (I had put down increasing fatigue and the fact trying to walk uphill to work was now suddenly so much more effort to just being older, as I turned 58 on Hogmanay. And it wasn’t that, I was ill, so much more ill than anyone knew).

By February we had the shock of diagnosis – it is not easy or simple thing when your doctor tells you that you have cancer, and that they don’t know how bad it is yet. Then wait for more scans and then… wait for results. Is it treatable? If it is, how treatable, can you cure me, or is this one of those we can save you but you’re going to have to take major changes to your life as we cut out bits and pieces and leave what’s left to try and work out how to live after? Or are you going to tell me it is too late, it is in my organs, and all you can offer is pain relief as my body slowly allows itself to succumb painfully and horribaly?

I had no fucking idea and by the time they met me to talk about the scan results I was literally shaking in fear. It was treatable, but it was bad, worse than they had expected from the first exploration. Surgery followed very soon after (god bless the NHS, they moved fast to take care of me). Then the slow, slow, painful recovery from five hours of being gutted, surgically dismebowled like the man under the pendulum in Poe. Would the cuts and repairs work? They had done all the skilled surgeons could, now we wait. After a few days, rumblings, then, oh my god, actually needing to go to the loo – yes, those insides they pulled apart, stripped of the fucking evil cancerous tumours, then stitched together again, were actually trying to work again.

Weeks of recovering after eight days stuck in hospital, weak, sore, tired, trying to walk somewewhere every day to try and rebuild my broken strength, and not to dwell on the massive trauma dealt to my body. And when I did so slowly get some strength back? Oh goody, not it is time to fuck your poor body over all over again with chemotherapy…

I am several courses through of that evil, brutal, primitive treatment. Yes, I am glad to live in an era where there is at least a treatment, but let’s be fucking honest, this is a horrible, brutal medication. It is, in effect, a chemical fucking blunderbuss compared to a sniper rifle. It may hit the target, but the bastard obliterates everything else around it, and destroys your white blood cells, immune system and your central nervous system too while it is attacking the cancer cells.

It is bloody horrible, leaves you feeling drained, sore, and with various side effects. Then there is the combination therapy of pills that are so nasty they advise you not to touch them when taking them (but you are meant to ingest the bastards?!?!). Basically there is no part of this treatment that doesn’t involve administering toxic poisons to your body. Is it for your own good? Yes, but it will make a mess of you while doing so, because it is a horrible, poorly targeted, awful remedy. We will try to cure you by making you feel awful and destroying even more of your body. Yes, it is that fucking brutal.

On previous treatments I felt awful, but a few days later started to slowly bounce back, I was even going in and doing partial days at the bookshop. This latest one was worse – maybe it is the cumulative effect of them poisoning my body repeatedly, but I took so much longer to get over it, ten days of being constantly sick and tired and having to stop after the slightest thing. I walked more to recover after the bloody surgery, for god’s sake, than I could manage after this fucking chemo. And as well as making me feel physically bad, it left my morale in the drainage pit. I had struggled to try to stay positive through all of this (with a huge amount of help), but now I felt miserable, useless, exhausted and that I wasn’t getting anywhere, as well as feeling isolated and disconnected from everything.

It’s a strange place to be – you’re not dead but you aren’t living your life. You are in-between, not at normal work or other regular things, everything is broken and disconnected and leaves you feeling isolated and adrift from the world. None of which helps your mental health when facing this kind of crisis. And this has been going on since 2026 first showed its evil fucking face . And here it was clicking over into July – July, seven months and I was still dealing with this relentless, horrible situation.

Cancer had swallowed two thirds of the year, and I felt like I had hardly touched or lived that year, it was all subsumed into this nightmare, days and weeks merging, no real sense of time. And that just made me more miserable. There is only so long you can fight this nightmare with postiive thoughts befor it wears you down, more and more and more, like the evil, rentless bastard that it is. With only (hopefully) one more treatment scheduled I hit the lowest fucking point in this whole utter horror of a fucking year.

Then today, feeling a bit better for the first time in ten days, had a decent day for the first time since the last treatment… and then that emotional crash, high, crash, high. Jesus, this is me on a GOOD day??? But it is the cumulative effect of months of enduring this nightmare, and knowing I am not out of it yet, and even if they say in a few weeks it is done, I know it isn’t bloody done, because the shadow of it will always hang over me. They will check me regularly in case it manifests again – good they are looking after me, but it also means the rest of my life is marked by worrying each time they check me, has it come back and oh, god, what do we do if it does come back, because yes, it may be okay, but we all know people who have gone through this, gotten better, then it bloody well comes back again, worse, because, well cancer is an evil fucking bastard. So even when this is hopefully over, it really isn’t ever quite over. And that just all overflowed tonight like a river bursting its banks.

I have no idea how I feel tonight. I have laughed and cried and screamed and laughed again then cried more and asked “why me?” and there is no answer. I’m very, very tired of it all and trying to get through these last weeks of horrible chemotherapy without falling apart emotionally and physically, and I am managing both only partially at best.

Fuck cancer.

Slo-mo rowing

The slow motion effect on the phone is cool, but I rarely have any real use for it, However, on a recent recovery walk after the latest round of chemotherapy, I saw some of the University rowing team practising on the Union Canal near Harrison Park. So I nipped up onto the bridge and switched into slo-mo mode to capture this:

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Apart from the interesting visuals, the sound is also slowed down, so turn the volume up – you can hear passing traffic, birds, the splashes of the oars, but all slowed down, and about halfway through the ding, ding, ding of a passing cycllist’s bell, but here deepened and drawn out by the slow-mo effect, giving an unusual sound.

Edinburgh Canal Festival

My chum and I had a nice stroll along the annual Edinburgh Canal Festival the other weekend – after days of rainy showers, the sun came out, hot and strong that weekend. The festival itself felt smaller than previous years, not least because the Raft Race, which is what started the whole thing (existing before th festival grew around it) is now taking place on a different date, so it felt like crowds were smaller, there were less stands and fewer bands etc (and it all finished fairly early in the afternoon compared to previous years)

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That said, we still had a great time, had some nice food and drinks (someone was making proper, fresh fruit-filled Pimms, a perfect summer sunny day drink!), enjoyed some of the bands and browsed the stalls, while taking pics (my friend wanted a go with the camera too).

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Band entertaining the crowds around Lochrin Basin, where the canal now ends

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Jazz band I have photographed at previous Canal Festivals was back, with some swinging tunes!

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I was delighted to see our smiling mermaid was back again this year. We pointed her out to some small kids near us, and she waved to them – their faces lit up!

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Even the barges became stages for entertainment!
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Kayak fun!!

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Ball right in the net!!!

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I rarely appear in front of the camera, preferring to be behind the lens, but my chum wanted a go with the camera and took this shot of me, with a child apparently growing out of my head!

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One of my swan chums decided to join me!!

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Light waves reflecting off the sunny water onto the curved underside of the old, arched, stone bridge

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And a slo-mo video of the same, because it was kind of gently mesmerising.

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View From The Museum

The roof terrace garden atop the National Museum of Scotland on Chamabers Street, is one of my favourite places to take in views across my city. The modern extension of the Museum, which sits right across the road from historic Greyfriars Kirk, has a roof terrace which, like the Museum itself, is free for anyone to access, visitor or native alike.

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(looking south to Bristo Square, where you can see some modern University of Edinburgh buildings on the left, the Hogwarts-like Teviot student union in the centre, and the domed rotunda of McEwan Hall on the right – where I had my graduation ceremony, a lifetime ago…

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It’s not all historic, old, handsome buildings – there are also rather uglier intrusions onto the nearby skyline, such as these 1970s Brutalist towers Edinburgh University dumped on the city, after demolishing parts of the old George Square. They look rather better in a B&W photo than they do in reality!

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Looking west to the old Greyfriars Kirk.

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The roof terrace, being right in the heart of the Old Town, also offers fine views to Edinburgh Castle, atop its huge, volcanic rock.

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Above – looking over the rooftops to nearby George IV Bridge. Below, looking northwards, the “crown” spire of Saint Giles Cathedral on the Royal Mile clearly visible on the skyline.

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Normally you have to look up to admire the handsome dome of the Old College Building (which is adjacent to the original, Victorian-era part of the Museum, but from the roof terrace you get a different perspective.

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Looking along the roof terrace garden of the National Museum of Scotland

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A brief video panorma of the view from the roof terrace, starting off looking towards Edinburgh Castle, standing sentinel above the city as it has for centuries, then panning north and east, across the Old Town skyline, then zooming out into the Firth of Forth beyond, where huge ships are carrying enormous, yellow structures for new offshore windfarms out to sea from the Port of Leith.

Reviews: Exit 8

Exit 8,
Directed by Genki Kawamura
Starring Kazunari Ninomiya, Yamato Kochi, Naru Asanuma, Kotone Hanase

I’ve been looking forward to seeing Exit 8, having been unable to make it to the cinema release, and having heard a lot of good things about this – gasp! A good video game to film adaptation! I was not disappointed.

As with the Kotake Create game, the bulk of the movie is confined to one location, following the perspective from The Lost Man, Kazunari Ninomiya. We start with him on a typically crowded underground train, where he pauses listening to his headphones to look up and see a rude, aggressive Salaryman type angrily berating a young mother because he baby is screaming. Like the other commuters around him, he looks, is not impressed by the bad behaviour, but does nothing to intervene.

When he alights on his platform and starts to walk to the titular Exit 8, his phone rings. His ex-girlfriend is calling, and she has news – she is in the hospital, and she is pregnant Our Lost Man is unsure how to react to this, but it feels very much like he is reluctant to be a part of this situation, and looking for a way out of it (the irony, given the situation he will soon find himself in). As he walks into the sterile, shiny tiled corridors towards the exit, the phone signal breaks up and then is gone. He continues walking, taking the turns, then the long straight passages, then the turns again…

…And this is where it goes from a normal, if cold, public space to a more liminal one, then to downright disturbing. He takes a corner, walks past a row of lockers, a pile of sheets dumped next to them, and a photo booth, then another sharp turn into the longer, white, tiled corridor, and another man, known as The Walking Man (Yamato Kochi), in his business shirt and tie, attaché case and phone, striding down the corridor towards him and past him, but seemingly utterly oblivious to The Lost Man. He continues, turns another sharp corner, and finds himself passing identical lockers, sheets and photo booth, turns the next corridor feeling an uneasy sense of deja vu, and yes, this corridor also looks the same, but then so do most in such places.

Except around the corner he hears footsteps, and it is the same Walking Man coming around the corner and then walking past him again. Now The Lost Man is getting worried, grabbing his asthma inhaler from his bag as he starts to panic a bit. He tries to keep going, but he can’t – he is in a loop, like something from an Escher print crossed with Groundhog Day. In fact among the advertising posters on a wall he passes, is one for an Escher exhibition, featuring ants trapped in a Moebius loop, the shape imitating the “8” of the eponymous Exit he is searching for.

He finds instructions on one wall, which he struggles to understand at first – it tells him to keep walking forward, unless he spots an anomaly, in which case he should go backwards. Unsure what this means, he starts walking again, pondering their meaning. When he encounters the Walking Man again, they pass as usual, without any acknowledgement. But then he hears his footsteps stop suddenly, so he turns slowly and the Walking Man is standing stock-still behind him, a creepy grin on his face. Somewhat freaked out, he realises this is some kind of anomaly and retreats. He notices another sign, where the number changes each time he passes, from a zero to a one and on, if he completes a stage correctly, indicating how many times he must succeed to reach Exit 8. This simple sign becomes quite an emotional touchstone, and you really feel the desperation or elation when he passes by it again and finds it has gone down or up.

The anomalies start small, but soon start to become more disturbing. We also start to get a handful of other perspectives – we see a little but from the perspective of The Walking Man, a small boy (Naru Asanuma) and a young high school girl (Kotone Hanase), which adds a much-needed, but carefully rationed element of interaction and alternative views of what is happening in this strange space. We also start to find that some of the phenomena they think are new anomalies – in fact it may be that some of them are some sort of life-lesson, but how to understand which is which is not always obvious (until passing the number sign and seeing if it has gone up or reset itself). It also breaks the repetitive corridors a little for some flashbacks, or possibly flash-forwards, hinting that his moral choices as well as his ability to spot anomalies, may play an important part in any escape.

This is a compact, atmospheric, clever piece of work, slowly taking its time to build the sense of unease from boring, everyday location to the feeling something isn’t right, to downright disturbing, and many of us will empathise because we too have experienced the way these liminal spaces that seem so ordinary most of the time, can start to feeling different, say late night when almost nobody else is there, and it plays on this beautifully, as well as that repetitve nature of our own daily commutes, seemingly the same thing again and again. I watched this the same week I got to see the much-acclaimed Backrooms film, and I thought that superb too, although I think Exit 8 slightly superior, largely because it feels like whatever force puts each person into this loop is doing so not out of malice, but partly to try and impart a personal lesson in their lives too, and that adds another level to it.

Wonderfully disturbing and creepy in places, but taking its time to build that sensation up, we really start to become immersed, walking those same repeating corridors with our protagonist, seeing much of it from his perspective, feeling what he feels, that mounting sense of frustration that then becomes desperation as he realises he is not merely lost, not taken a wrong corridor, he is stuck in something unnatural. The endlessly repeating cold, white tiled corridors could easily have been boring after a few scenes, but the camera work keeps it fresh, and you find yourself looking with the Lost Man for anomalies, for the tiny differences – was that door handle always in the same place? – as you are all but walking around with him. Exit 8 sits well among films like Backrooms, Groundhog Day or River. Highly recommended.

Exit 8 makes its digital platforms debut from Monday 8th of June, and will be available on Blu-Ray from 29th June

This review was originally penned for Live For Films

Reviews: the Cars That Ate Paris

The Cars That Ate Paris,
Directed by Peter Weir,
Starring John Meillon, Terry Camilleri, Kevin Miles, Rick Scully, Bruce Spence, Melissa Jaffer, Kevin Miles

I first saw The Cars That Ate Paris way back in the 80s, on home video – it was one of those cult movies you just heard about (prior to the internet and the ability to look anything up instantly), and I have vague memories of it, mostly dominated by the now-iconic images of some of the monster cars (notably the VW Beetle covered in spikes, which pretty much became the image for this film). But this 1974 Aussie film is no Mad Max car-smasher, although you can see hints of it in the later DNA of the original Max movies.

In fact, the famous monster cars are mostly kept back until quite late on by Peter Weir. Yes, that Peter Weir – Picnic at Hanging Rock, Dead Poet’s Society, The Truman Show – this was his first feature film, and it is very interesting to see this early work by such a now-major director of some landmark films. The Paris in question is not the City of Lights, not even Paris, Texas, but a tiny outback town in Australia, in which the main driver of the economy appears to be deliberately creating the conditions for traffic accidents on a winding, steep, badly maintained road. The locals like to use flashing lights or mirrors to distract or dazzle drivers, leading to crashes, then they salvage personal belongings and any useable car parts, like the wreckers of old who would light beacons on beaches by rocks to mislead ships in the dark to founder, then pillage their contents.

Arthur (Terry Camilleri – probably better known to many of us a Napoleon in Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure) and his brother George (Rick Scully) are driving through Paris with their caravan in tow, when George is dazzled by a light, leading to the vehicle going over the edge and rolling down a steep slope. George is killed, but Arthur survives with just bruises and cuts – and a lot of guilt. Guilt for surviving while his brother perished, guilt that maybe if he had been driving it may have been different, and an older guilt, we learn, from before – he killed an elderly man by accident with his car, and hasn’t been able to sit behind the wheel since.

John Meillon’s mayor decides the quiet, gently withdrawn Terry is alright and should stay on in the town, inviting him into his home and arranging a job for him. He’s soon introduced to the family, which includes a pair of young girls adopted when they were orphaned – in another car crash. Yes, you can guess where that was going. Still processing the accident and death of his brother, Arthur meekly goes along with the Mayor’s suggestions, and also seems warmed by his talk of becoming part of his family.

But as in many a folk horror film, this is a small, rural town where it all looks like a nice place, where nobody locks their doors at night and everyone knows one another, but of course there is something much darker here. Both the elders and the younger generation cause and profit from these car wrecks, but the younger ones are getting more and more restless with the conservative attitude of the Mayor and the other council members, spending their time modifying their monster cars, and you just know that at some point the simmering conflict will boil over (and those fabulous cars will finally be let off the leash!).

We mostly follow the events from Arthur’s perspective, and with his almost shell-shock from the accident and guilt, he moves slowly through everything, almost as if it is a slightly disturbing dream, one of those dreams where everything looks almost normal, but you just know that something is wrong, underneath it all, and it is waiting to claim you. Much of the film passes in that almost dreamlike state, Weir saving his limited budget for the petrol-driven mayhem later, deploying the most iconic of the monster cars, the spike-studded Beetle, right in the final reel.

It’s an interesting and peculiar film – it’s adjacent to the then-growing Ozploitation films that were just getting going, but not really a part of them (although if you liked those, this is something you really should have a look at). It does have some vehicular mayhem, but much of the film is more about Arthur and the people in Paris, with Weir capturing that languid, too damned hot, almost dreamy atmosphere, something he would also work into parts of Picnic, later on, and there are even hints of a very Aussie kind of folk-horror, but again it isn’t really a folk-horror flick. It’s hard to describe – some films just have a certain vibe that is hard to explain easily, you just feel it, and some will get it, others wonder what it was about, but to me that’s part of the beauty of oddball flicks like this, and I’m glad the BFI have this restored version coming to BluRay and UHD. It’s the sort of unusual film that those of us who used to stay up late to watch Alex Cox’s Moviedrome love.

The Cars That Ate Paris has a 4k Restoration release on BluRay and UHD, remastered by the National Film and Sound Archive of Australia, as a limited edition, two-disc set, which also includes Weir’s psychological thriller, The Plumber (1979), a whole slew of extras, including interviews with Weir and Camilleri, features, commentaries and even a booklet, with original essays on the film and a new, written interview with Weir. All this plus an early film appearance from Bruce (Mad Max, LOTR) Spence!

The Cars That Ate Paris is available on BFI BluRay, UHD and also online from Apple TV and Prime from May 25th.

This review was originally penned for Live For Films