A story from New Scientist which is either fascinating or ghoulishly macabre depending on your outlook (guess which one this old fiend picks!): couples may be able to exchange rings made from human bone cultivated from the cells of their own bodies. Literally giving a little part of themselves. And people think I’m odd because I want to bit people on the neck?

Hhhmmm – do you think this same medical technology could be used to allow real-life Sideshow Mels the ability to have their own bone through their hair?