Book of the week

I consider it part of my professional bookselling duties to bring fine new literature to the attention of the Woolamaloo audience. This week I think I need to point you towards this fine literary gem:

How to Make Love Like a Porn Star: a Cautionary Tale, by the great porno legend, Jenna Jameson. Free kleenex with each book from a lady who really puts the ‘hard’ into ‘hardback’.

We believe in the finest literature in our bookstore you know. Well, it’s better than reading Kitty bloody Kelly or Tom Clancy.