Earburster buys Chestburster at auction
Incredibly malformed whiney soft pop crooner Chris de Burgh has purchased the original chestbuster from the movie Alien. It was thought it would go for around £12, 000 but actually fetched almost £30, 0000. In a way this is most appropriate: the original chestbuster scene shocked unsuspecting audiences and made many feel physically repulsed and even ill, just like Chris de Burgh’s songs do. Vogon poetry is mild by comparison.