Had a most unwelcome visit from my old acquaintance Cardinal Chunder this morning. Chunder bunny city. Not the nicest way to start the day – leaping from bed in haste to the great, white porcelain telephone to make a call.
Feeling somewhat better now it all seems to be out of my system and I’ve had some sleep to recover. Feeling more lucid I cast my mind back – what caused this display of pyrotechnic hurling? Ah, yes, last night’s meal. Hmmm – note to self: be a little more careful when making home-made blue cheese sauce. I knew I shouldn’t have used that hemlock in the back of the spice rack. Very silly thing to use – it was clearly past its use-by date.