United we stand?
The UNited Nations is a uselss talking shop. We have no respect for it’s authority and ignore the policies and wishes of the council members. Oh shit, we’ve made such an arse of the occupation and have our troops sucked into a morass with no way out… Gee, we’re keen members of the international community and think it would be just swell if some of the cute little members of the United Nations contributed thousands of troops to help our arse out the fire we made, despite the fact we pretty much told you all to take a flying fuck to yourselves only a few arrogant months ago. Isn’t i peculair how keen they Bush administration suddenly is on the United Nations now they have themselves sucked into a desert version of Vietnam?
Excerpted from the Great Handbook of American Foreign Policy