“I don’t pretend to understand women’s quirks, there’s just one thing I know for sure – chicks dig jerks… You’re sooooo sweeeeeetttt, can’t we just be friends? I think of you as a brother… Oh man, what do I have to offer you, baby? Poetry and true love… Tired of being a good guy, such a lonely life – I’m gonna be a JERK.”
Bill Hicks and Marblehead Johnson,
“Chicks Dig Jerks”
The official Bill Hicks website is here. IF you haven’t heard of this much-missed comedian you need to get the hell out and buy some of his tapes or discs NOW! His rants on some of his final tours in the early 90s about Bush and the “Gulf War Distraction” could be now.