MANCHESTER F.U. LOSES STAR EDITOR IN TRANSFER
The Science Fiction and Fantasy community was stunned today to hear the news that the star editor Ariel could be about to transfer from Manchester F.U. (Fantasy Union) to Unreal Madrid. In addition to his balletic editing skills, Ariel is also an asset to Manchester for his brand image. Ariel T-shirts are sold to MFU fans across the world, from Deansgate to Tokyo, bringing in vast amounts for Manchester. The rumours of an impending transfer have been heightened by the sighting of Ariel and his equally glamorous wife house hunting in Madrid. The couple were said to be especially keen on homes with cat friendly terrain for their ‘baby’ Hobbes and ideally bookstore and pub adjacent. More as we get it.