SUICIDE BOMB KILLS DOZENS IN CASABLANCA

Scores of people were injured and killed – some both – in a serious suicide bombing attack in Casablanca in North Africa this weekend. The Prefect of Police, Captain Renaud told the Gazette that he believed the target of the bombers was the popular hangout Rick’s Café Americain. The owner, Rick, was unavailable for comment but a friend of his, Mister Victor Lazlo, told us that the bar was a popular locale for tourists and Casablanca’s citizens alike and that he was shocked at this outrage. Captain Renaud added that the police were making sweeps for more terrorists in the area and would “round up the usual suspects.”