Nope, powder! Yes, I know (he says, adopting serious expression) this has serious implications for the security of our elected representatives (or those smegging arseholes as they are more commonly referred to). But let’s be honest, it was also funny as hell! I’ve heard of Purple Rain but this was ridiculous. Perhaps it was, as one commentator quipped, a case of Purple Haze? From the same militant father’s action group who brought you a bunch of middle-aged guys in Superman and Batman costumes on top of a suspension bridge. Groovy.