Fire the photons!
Great story in the normally dreadful Metro this morning – sorters in the post room for the Prudential insurance offices in Stirling thought they had a bomb after x-raying a suspicious package with an odd shape inside it. The building was evacuated at once. The Fire Brigade, the police and an Army bomb disposal team all arrived soon to deal with the package.
Which, it transpired, contained not some Fundamentalist explosive device or deadly biological agent but a model of the Starship Enterprise for a promotional campaign… Most illogical, captain.