The Martian Chronicles

After reading of the latest conspiracy theories on Ariels’s Ed-Blog on the Alien regarding Mars, I feel I can now reveal that some of the imagery is indeed of Templar origing. In fact much of it resembles the stonework of Roslyn Chapel, near my home in Edinburgh, created by the Sinclairs who travelled to the New World long before that idiot Columbus stumbled across it. Templars still hold ceremonies in this remarkable church to this day and amongst the fabulous carvings (including images of plants native to the Americas which were carved in this Scottish church in the 1300s!). Roslyn is also rumoured to be home to the Holy Grail, carried here by the same Templars who fled Popish persecution and wer taken in by families like the Sinclairs and, of course, Robert the Bruce, King of Scots (whose death mask is reputedly one of the faces carved within the chapel too).

Well, the Grail isn’t there, my little conspiracy nuts. After their voyage to the New World the Sinclairs arranged with Interstellar Templars to take the Grail to Mars for greater safety. Being Masons they naturally had to do some carving while they were there, so that’s why we’re finding them now with the new Mars probes. Those Masons get everywhere you know…