Return…

Only days to go to Return of the King. Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy… On the 12th day of Xmas, Peter Jackson gave to me:

Twelve Shelobs webbing

Eleven Mines in Moria

Ten oliphants stamping

Nine Nazgul Riding

Eight elves a prancing

Seven dwarves a tossing

Six Roharim riding

FIVE GOLDEN RINGS!!!!!

but only one of them is the Precious, yes, yes, my precious….

Four Urak-hai

Three big movies

Two towers,

And a Hobbit smoking leaf in a tree.

Shutup, far narrator! Go backs to the bitsees abouts the golden precious….