The dog and the cat
Had a wee pet bat
They used to let it out
To flutter round the flat.
It would fly by night
Until it hit the light
And landed stone dead
On the mat.
e.g. thribb, aged 73 & 3/4
posted by Joe at 12:03 AM
T h e Woolamaloo Gazette
The Woolamaloo Gazette is a satirical newspaper I first started on email way back in 1992. It allows me to vent steam on stories which are bugging me or amusing me and hopefully make people think at the same time. Satire is the best defence in any democracy. The rest is just my ramblings, mumblings or rants. You can contact me via "laughing penguin (at) woolamaloo (dot) org (dot) uk" (remembering to swap at for @ and mind the gaps)
Friday, March 26, 2004
Had a wee pet bat
They used to let it out
To flutter round the flat.
It would fly by night
Until it hit the light
And landed stone dead
On the mat.
e.g. thribb, aged 73 & 3/4
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Current and Recent Reading:
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Night Sessions, Ken MacLeod
Steel Remains, Richard Morgan
The Tale of One Bad Rat (hardback ed.), Bryant Talbot
Swallow me Whole, Nate Powell
Digital Plague, Jeff Somers
Bloodheir, Brian Ruckley
Un Peau Avant le Fortune, Dupuy et Berberian
The Yiddish Policeman's Union, Michael Chabon
The Lost Child, Keith Donohue
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That Salty Air, Tim Sievert
Tonoharu, Lars Martinson
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Lives of the Monster Dogs, Kirsten Bakis
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All the Blood in Brooklyn, Charlie Huston
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White Night, Jim Butcher
Shooting War, Anthony Lappe and Dan Goldman
Absolute Sandman Volume 2, Neil Gaiman et al
Halting State, Charles Stross
Matter, Iain M Banks
The Poor Bastard, Joe Matt
Tamara Drew, Posy Simmonds
With the Light, Keiko Tobe
Hard-Boiled Wonderland at the End of the World, Haruki Murakami
The Last Samurai: The Life and Battles of Saigo Takamori, Mark Ravina
Judge Dredd: the Carlos Ezquerra Collection, Wagner, Grant, Ezquerra et al
Hellboy: the Troll Witch and Other Stories, Mike Mignola et al
Cat's Cradle, Kurt Vonnegut
Fox Bunny Funny, Andy Hartzell
Neverwhere, Neil Gaiman
Dead Men's Boots, Mike Carey
Strontium Dog: the Search/Destroy Agency Files 02, Alan Grant, John Wagner, Carlos Ezquerra et al
Riddley Walker, Russell Hoban
Thrill Power Overload, Dave Bishop
The Dreaming Void, Peter F Hamilton
No Dominion, Charlie Huston
Judge Dredd the Complete Case Files Volume 7, Wagner, Grant et al
Alice in Sunderland
, Bryan Talbot
Dark Space, Marianne de Pierres
The Steep Approach to Garbadale, Ian Banks
Glasshouse, Charles Stross
Black Hole, Charles Burns
The Execution Channel, Ken MacLeod
Dead Man Rising, Lilith Saintcrow
Black Man, Richard Morgan
Strontium Dog: the Search/Destroy Agency Files 01, Alan Grant, John Wagner, Carlos Ezquerra et al
The Complete Nemesis the Warlock Vol 1, Pat Mills, Kevin O'Neill and Bryan Talbot
Judge Dredd: the Complete Case Files Volume 6, Wagner, Grant, Smith, Ezquerra et al
Ink: the Book of All Hours 2, Hal Duncan
Wicked West II: Abomination & Other Tales, Livingston, Tinnell, Vokes et al
Strange Girl 2: Heaven Knows I'm Miserable Now, Remender, Nguyen et al
Heart Shaped Box, Joe Hill
Leviathan, Ian Edgington and D'Israeli
Pride of Baghdad, Brian K Vaughan and Niko Henrichon
Judge Dredd: the Complete Case Files Volume 5, Wagner, Ezquerra, Bolland et al
The Sonambulist, Jonathan Barnes
Already Dead, Charlie Huston
Nova Swing, M John Harrison
Rogue Trooper: RealpolitikVarious
Kickback, David Lloyd
Captain Alatriste: the Purity of the Blood
, Arturo Perez-Reverte
The Adventures of Captain Alatriste
, Arturo Perez-Reverte
Alan Quatermain, H Rider Haggard
New Arabian Nights, Robert Louis Stevenson
The Lathe of Heaven, Ursula Le Guin
Judge Dredd: the Complete Case Files Volume 4, Wagner et al
Anubis Gates, Tim Powers
Scar Night, Alan Campbell
Vicious Circle, Mike Carey
Fiends of the Eastern Front, Finley-Day & Ezquerra
Working For the Devil, Lilith Saintcrow
Dead Beat, Jim Butcher
Winterbirth, Brian Ruckley
Polystom, Adam Roberts
Judge Dredd: the Art of Kenny Who?, Wagner, Grant, Kennedy
Grendel, John Gardner
Hellboy: Strange Places, Mike Mignola
Judge Dredd: the Complete Casefiles Volume 3, Wagner, Smith et al
Concrete 4: Killer Smile, Paul Chadwick
GradisilAdam Roberts
Never Let Me GoKazuo Ishiguro
Judge Dredd: the Complete Casefiles Volume 2, Mills, Wagner, Ezquerra et al
The Lies of Locke Lamora, Scott Lynch
Concrete 3: Fragile Creature, Paul Chadwick
The Voyage of the Sable Keach, Neal Asher
Babel-17, Samuel R Delany
Judge Dredd: the Complete Casefiles Volume 1, Mills, Wagner, Ezquerra et al
The Devil You Know, Mike Carey
Shriek: an Afterword, Jeff Vandermeer
Black Juice, Margo Lanagan
Seven Soldiers of Victory Volume 1, Grant Morrison et al
Dusk, Tim Lebbon
9Tail Fox, Jon Courtney Grimwood
Classic Dan Dare: Prisoner of Saturn 2, Frank Hampton
Damn Nation, Andrew Cosby and J Alexander
Accelerando, Charles Stross
The Demolished Man, Alfred Bester
Judas Unchained, Peter F Hamilton
Concrete Volume 1: Depths, Paul Chadwick
Dusk, Tim Lebbon
Storm Front, Jim Butcher
The Incredible Adam Spark, Alan Bissett
The Literary Traveller in Edinburgh, Alan Foster
Anansi Boys, Neil Gaiman
Vellum: the Book of All Hours, Hal Duncan
Provender Gleed by James Lovegrove
Nova Scotia, Edited by Andrew J Wilson and Neil Williamson
Recent pastimes:
Dancing to the Music of Time
Re-creating scenes from the Battle of Ticonderoga using only toy penguins
Creating new life from assorted body parts, Lego and glittersticks
Trying to see if cream cakes improve health
Thinking on ironic and painful punishments for Tony Blair and George Bush to endure
Teaching penguins to sing choral harmonies
Training my cats in anti-terrorism techniques
Making human-shaped figures out of raspberry jelly then trying to animate them by magic to do my bidding
Supporting my local brewery
Aiding the KLF (Kangaroo Liberation Front)
Some recent cinema outings:
Star Wars: Clones Wars
Man on Wire
The Dark Knight
Hellboy II: the Golden Army
The Incredible Hulk
Edge of Love
The Wackness
Elegy
Jules et Jim
Fear(s) of the Night/Peur(s) du Noir
Idiots and Angels
Jason and the Argonauts
Miss Pettigrew Lives for a Day
Paris
Le Voyage de Ballon Rouge
The Orphanage
Diary of the Dead
The Other Boleyn Girl
Celebrity
Juno
Cloverfield
Alien Vs Predator: Requiem
Lust: Caution
Sweeney Todd
Charley Wilson's War
I am Legend
The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford
Beouwulf 3D
Ratatouille
30 Days of Night
Seachd: the Inaccessible Pinnacle
Michael Clayton
The Brave One
Resident Evil: Extinction
3:10 to Yuma
Atonement
Run, Fat Boy, Run
Bourne Ultimatum
Day Watch
Manufacturing Dissent: Uncovering Michael Moore
In the Shadow of the Moon
Tekkonkinkreet
The Hottest State
Stardust
Hallam Foe
The Simpsons Movie
Casablanca
La Vie en Rose
Die Hard 4.0
Shrek the Third
Ocean's Thirteen
Pirates of the Caribbean: at World's End
Jan Svankmajer animated shorts
28 Weeks Later
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The Painted Veil
Factory Girl
300
Becoming Jane
The Illusionist
Ghost Rider
Last King of Scotland
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Night at the Museum
Perfume: the Story of a Murder
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Manhattan
Pan's Labyrinth
Casino Royale
The Prestige
The Devil Wears Prada
The Departed
Clerks 2
Cars
Hoodwinked
The Black Dahlia
An Inconvenient Truth
Severance
Al Franken: God Spoke
Art School Confidential
Clerks II
My Country, My Country
The Host
Busting
Lady in the Water
Wristcutters: a Love Story
Cars
Driving Lesson
Friends With Money
Miami Vice
The Break-Up
Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest
Superman Returns
Mildred Pierce
X-Men 3: the Last Stand
Mission Impossible III
Silent Hill
Slither
Junebug
The Proposition
Inside Man
V For Vendetta
Syriana
Walk the Line
Good Night and Good Luck
Cache (Hidden)
Underworld: Evolution
Brokeback Mountain
Memoirs of a Geisha
Hidden Blade
The Producers
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About Me
- Name: Joe
- Location: Edinburgh, Scotland, United Kingdom
I'm a 30-something blogger in Edinburgh, once sacked by my former employer for comments on the blog. I'm a bookseller and a serious book and movie fan, also posting reviews on books, graphic novels and movies regularly. The rest of my time is spent in thinking up smartarse comments, tickling my cats and supporting my local brewery.
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