H u t t o n – T h e M u s i c a l


Coming soon to the West End, Broadway and Peebles Community Meeting Hall

All-singing, all-dancing political satire with a groovy beat!


Featuring the hit songs:


Who Do You Think You Are Kidding, Mister Campbell?

Pack up all your Allegations in your Old Kit Bag and Smile, Smile, Smile

Alistair Campbell’s Lackies Sing This Song, Doo-dah, doo-dah

The Whitehall Whitewash Waltz

I’m Dreaming of a Whitewashed Report

Hoon, Hoon on the Range

Apathy in the UK

The BBC Blues


And a very special feature solo by Tony Blair singing I should be so Lucky


Also featuring the gyrations of the Dyke’s Dodgy Dossier Disco-Dancers and the Blair’s Boogie Woogie Crew


Music and Lyrics by Tim Rice, Mark Thomas and Joe

© Woolamaloo Media, 2004.


No ministers were harmed in the making of this musical report