Return...

Only days to go to Return of the King. Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy... On the 12th day of Xmas, Peter Jackson gave to me:

Twelve Shelobs webbing
Eleven Mines in Moria
Ten oliphants stamping
Nine Nazgul Riding
Eight elves a prancing
Seven dwarves a tossing
Six Roharim riding
FIVE GOLDEN RINGS!!!!!

but only one of them is the Precious, yes, yes, my precious....

Four Urak-hai
Three big movies
Two towers,
And a Hobbit smoking leaf in a tree.

Shutup, far narrator! Go backs to the bitsees abouts the golden precious....