Give 'er the gun
New firearm certificates reached an all time low in Scotland. Texas, you could learn something from us.
posted by Joe at 10:09 PM
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Saturday, July 26, 2003
New firearm certificates reached an all time low in Scotland. Texas, you could learn something from us.
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The Sad Tale of the Brothers Grossbart, Jesse Bullington
Footnotes in Gaza, Joe Sacco
My Dead Body, Charlie Huston
Hobgoblin Wars, Leo Baxendale
Orbus, Neal Asher
Cash: I See a Darkness, Reinhard Kleist
Naming of the Beasts, Mike Carey
Bar None, Tim Lebbon
God of Clocks, Alan Campbell
The Best of Michael Moorcock, Michael Moorcock
Burma Chronicles, Guy Delisle
We Never Talk About My Brother, Peter S Beagle
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Galapagos, Kurt Vonnegut
Turn Coat, Jim Butcher
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Harm, Brian Aldiss
Essential Dykes to Watch Out For, Alison Bechdel
Elmer part 4, Gerry Alanguilan
Absolute Sandman Volume 4, Neil Gaiman et al
Complete Ro-Busters, Pat Mills et al
Sands of Sarasvasti, Risto Isomaki, Petri Tolppanen & Jussi Kaakinen
Stickelback: England's Dreaming, Ian Edgington & D'Israeli
The Essential Dykes to Watch Out for, Alison Bechdel
The Wall of America, Thomas Disch
Absolute Sandman Volume 3, Neil Gaiman et al
In the Shadow of the Northern Lights: Swedish Underground Comics, Galago
Vertigo Encyclopedia, Alex Irvine
Swallow Me Whole, Nate Powell
Too Cool to be Forgotten>/i>, Alex Robinson
The Sun Over Breda, Arturo Perez Reverte
Night Sessions, Ken MacLeod
Steel Remains, Richard Morgan
The Tale of One Bad Rat (hardback ed.), Bryant Talbot
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The Yiddish Policeman's Union, Michael Chabon
The Lost Child, Keith Donohue
Britten & Brulightly, Hannah Berry
That Salty Air, Tim Sievert
Tonoharu, Lars Martinson
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Lives of the Monster Dogs, Kirsten Bakis
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White Night, Jim Butcher
Shooting War, Anthony Lappe and Dan Goldman
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Matter, Iain M Banks
The Poor Bastard, Joe Matt
Tamara Drew, Posy Simmonds
With the Light, Keiko Tobe
Hard-Boiled Wonderland at the End of the World, Haruki Murakami
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Judge Dredd: the Carlos Ezquerra Collection, Wagner, Grant, Ezquerra et al
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Dead Men's Boots, Mike Carey
Strontium Dog: the Search/Destroy Agency Files 02, Alan Grant, John Wagner, Carlos Ezquerra et al
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The Dreaming Void, Peter F Hamilton
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Judge Dredd the Complete Case Files Volume 7, Wagner, Grant et al
Alice in Sunderland
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Strontium Dog: the Search/Destroy Agency Files 01, Alan Grant, John Wagner, Carlos Ezquerra et al
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Judge Dredd: the Complete Case Files Volume 6, Wagner, Grant, Smith, Ezquerra et al
Ink: the Book of All Hours 2, Hal Duncan
Wicked West II: Abomination & Other Tales, Livingston, Tinnell, Vokes et al
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Heart Shaped Box, Joe Hill
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Judge Dredd: the Complete Case Files Volume 5, Wagner, Ezquerra, Bolland et al
The Sonambulist, Jonathan Barnes
Already Dead, Charlie Huston
Nova Swing, M John Harrison
Rogue Trooper: RealpolitikVarious
Kickback, David Lloyd
Captain Alatriste: the Purity of the Blood
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The Adventures of Captain Alatriste
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Alan Quatermain, H Rider Haggard
New Arabian Nights, Robert Louis Stevenson
The Lathe of Heaven, Ursula Le Guin
Judge Dredd: the Complete Case Files Volume 4, Wagner et al
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Scar Night, Alan Campbell
Vicious Circle, Mike Carey
Fiends of the Eastern Front, Finley-Day & Ezquerra
Working For the Devil, Lilith Saintcrow
Dead Beat, Jim Butcher
Winterbirth, Brian Ruckley
Polystom, Adam Roberts
Judge Dredd: the Art of Kenny Who?, Wagner, Grant, Kennedy
Grendel, John Gardner
Hellboy: Strange Places, Mike Mignola
Judge Dredd: the Complete Casefiles Volume 3, Wagner, Smith et al
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Judge Dredd: the Complete Casefiles Volume 2, Mills, Wagner, Ezquerra et al
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Judge Dredd: the Complete Casefiles Volume 1, Mills, Wagner, Ezquerra et al
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Shriek: an Afterword, Jeff Vandermeer
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Trying to see if cream cakes improve health
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Micmacs
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The Orphanage
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The Other Boleyn Girl
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Cloverfield
Alien Vs Predator: Requiem
Lust: Caution
Sweeney Todd
Charley Wilson's War
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Seachd: the Inaccessible Pinnacle
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Day Watch
Manufacturing Dissent: Uncovering Michael Moore
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About Me
- Name: Joe
- Location: Edinburgh, Scotland, United Kingdom
I'm a 30-something blogger in Edinburgh, once sacked by my former employer for comments on the blog. I'm a bookseller and a serious book and movie fan, also posting reviews on books, graphic novels and movies regularly. The rest of my time is spent in thinking up smartarse comments, tickling my cats and supporting my local brewery.
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