Adman must die!!!

I can’t take it any longer – we must take action. That annoying wee camp bugger with the frog eyes and ridiculous glasses who advertises the Halifax. He was bloody irritating when he did live adverts. Now they’ve made him into a series of animated adverts he’s smegging well insufferable. “Who give you extra?” I’ll give the wee git extra napalm right in his animated butt. For the sake of civilization the wee git must die slowly, the adverts must be burned and the spawn of evil advertisers who created these nauseating ads must be publicly flayed.